Your a GOLFaholic if…
- You think that some day you'll shoot your age, when a more realistic goal would be to shoot your weight!
- You know there's more to life than golf, but your'e not interested in finding out what it is!
- You quit the game forever, twice a month!
- You buy every new golf gizmo that comes out!
- You think you're skillful and everybody else is lucky!
- You miss the ball, but still think it was a great swing!
- The new clubs you just bough cost more than your mortgage and car payment combined!
- You can't break a 100 but still think you could give Tiger a few tips!